I've been a fan of Jeff Foxworthy for quite a while. He originated
the official Redneck Jokes, you know, "You might be a
Redneck..."
Recently, Hillbilly Humor has come to national television with
the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour." Tons of Texas jokes, and
assorted Southern jabs. Featuring Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, (on occasion),
and Bill Engvall. Great lines like: "Get 'R' Done," and
"There's Your Sign." And you wonder why Ron White's alias is:
"Tater Salad?"
So HERE are some of my favorites...
You MIGHT be a Redneck IF...
Your standard of living improves when you go camping
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog
You have a relative living in your garage
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode
None of the tires on your van are the same size
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it
Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet
You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House
Starting your car involves popping the hood
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays
You whistle at women in church
You actually wear shoes your dog brought home
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale
